Sally has opinions

One cat, an unreasonable number of grievances, and a sunbeam schedule she refuses to renegotiate. Updated whenever she permits it.

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Recent grievances

Filed 4:03 a.m.

The door was closed

It has been closed before. It will be closed again. Nevertheless, the situation was reported at volume until somebody got up.

Infrastructure

Sunbeam drift is out of control

The warm rectangle on the rug moves roughly four feet over the course of an afternoon. Nobody has been held accountable for this.

Field notes

A review of the sixty dollar bed

Orthopedic foam. Removable cover. Widely praised. Two stars, because the box it arrived in is objectively the superior product.