Dispatches from the windowsill
Sally has opinions
One cat, an unreasonable number of grievances, and a sunbeam schedule she refuses to renegotiate. Updated whenever she permits it.
Read the latest
Recent grievances
The door was closed
It has been closed before. It will be closed again. Nevertheless, the situation was reported at volume until somebody got up.
Sunbeam drift is out of control
The warm rectangle on the rug moves roughly four feet over the course of an afternoon. Nobody has been held accountable for this.
A review of the sixty dollar bed
Orthopedic foam. Removable cover. Widely praised. Two stars, because the box it arrived in is objectively the superior product.
What the neighborhood is saying
Testimonials
“I have never once seen this cat outdoors, and yet I know exactly what she thinks of me.”
“Sally arrived for her checkup already holding a grudge. Professionally, I respect it.”
“She once supervised the intake of six kittens without lifting a paw. True management material.”